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You think English is easy???  But sometimes it is really funny and most confusing!  Sometimes it may even drive you mad!!!   Don't you believe?   An English friend sends me the following and I'd like to share with you,hoping you will enjoy it.

 1) The bandage was wound around the wound.        wound  v. °ü¹ü    n. ÉË¿Ú
 2) The farm was used to produce produce.               produce  v. Éú²ú     n. Å©²úÆ·
 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.      refuse   v. ¾Ü¾ø     n. À¬»ø
 4) We must polish the Polish furniture.                                       polish   v. ²ÁÁÁ     n. Æá
 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.                           lead   v. ÁìÏÈ        n. Ǧ
 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.     desert  v. Å×Æú     n. É³Ä®   dessert  Ìðʳ
 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.                                                      present   adj. ÏÖÔÚ   v. ÔùËÍ    n. ÀñÎï
 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.   bass   n. öÔÓã    µÍÒô
 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.             dove   n. ¸ë×Ó     v. ¸©³å
10) I did not object to the object.                                        object    v. ·´¶Ô   n. Ä¿±ê
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.                   invalid   adj.  ÎÞЧµÄ     É˲¡Õß
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.     row   n.  Õù³³    v. »®´¬
13) They were too close to the door to close it.                            close   adj. ¿¿½üµÄ    v. ¹Ø±Õ
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.      does   v. ×ö     n. ĸ¹
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.        sower  n.  ·ì¾ß   Òõ¹µ
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.       sow    n. ĸÖí     v. ²¥ÖÖ
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.                                wind   n. ·ç     v.  ¾íÈÆ
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.                 tear   n.  ˺ÆÆ   ÑÛÀá
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.                      subject   v. Ìá½»   n. ÌâÄ¿
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?                intimate  v. ¸æËß   adj. Ç×ÃܵÄ
Let's face it - English is a crazy language!

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. (eggplant ÇÑ×Ó   pineapple  ²¤ÂÜ£©

English muffins weren't invented in England or French Fries in France .. £¨muffin  СËɱý  French fries  ÊíÌõ£©

Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. £¨sweetmeat  ÃÛ½¤   sweetbreads  ÔÓË飩

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. £¨quicksand Á÷ɳ   guinea pig ëàÊó£©
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? 
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people  recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? £¨ship  ÔËÊä £¬ ´¬    run  Á÷±ÇÌé     smell   ·¢³ô£©
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? £¨wise guy  ×Ô×÷´ÏÃ÷µÄÈË£©

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up£¨Éչ⣩ as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off £¨ÏìÆð£©by going on. 
English was invented by people, not computers and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race£¨ÈüÅÜ£© at all. That is why when the stars are out£¨³öÀ´£© they are visible but when the lights are out £¨Ï¨Ãð£©they are invisible. 
PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this... 

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP'.
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP£¨ÐÑÀ´£© ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP£¨Ìá³ö£© ? Why do we speak UP£¨´óµ¨Ëµ³ö£© and why are the officers UP£¨±»ÌáÃû£© for election and why is it UP to£¨ÓÉ¡£¡£¡£À´¸ºÔ𣩠the secretary to write UP £¨Æð²Ý£©a report ? 
We call UP£¨´òµç»°£© our friends. And we use it to brighten UP£¨×°ÊΣ© a room, polish UP£¨²ÁÁÁ£© the silver; we warm UP£¨¼ÓÈÈ£© the leftovers and clean UP£¨´òɨ£© the kitchen. We lock UPËøºÃ£© the house and some guys fix UP£¨ÐÞÀí£© the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP£¨ÒýÆ𣩠trouble, line UP£¨ÅŶÓ) for tickets, work UP£¨ÖÆ×÷£© an appetite, and think UP£¨Ïë³ö£© excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP£¨´ò°ç£© is special. 
And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP£¨´ò¿ª£© because it is stopped UP£¨¶Âס£©. We open UP£¨¿ªÉ裩 a store in the morning but we close it UP£¨¹Ø±Õ£© at night. 
We seem to be pretty mixed UP£¨»ìÏý£© about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP£¨²éÔÄ£© in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP£¨Õ¼¾Ý£© almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to£¨´ïµ½£¬ºÏ¼Æ£© about thirty definitions. If you are UP to£¨´ÓÊ£© it, you might try building UP£¨½¨Á¢£© a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP£¨»¨·Ñ£© a lot of your time  but if you don't give UP£¨·ÅÆú£©, you may wind UP with£¨½á¹û»ñµÃ£© a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP£¨ÌìÒõ£©.  When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP£¨ÌìÇ磩! When is rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP£¨ÅªÔ㣩.

When is doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP£¨±ä¸É£©.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP£¨×ܽᣩ, for now my time is UP£¨Ê±¼äÒѵ½£©, so........it is time to shut UP£¨±Õ×죩! 
Oh . . . one more thing: 
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?  U-P£¨Æð´²£¬ÆðÉí£©!